Getting dressed up to get stood up. Do you know how expensive Mary Kay foundation is? I’m a teacher for goodness sake!
Forgetting how to speak fluent English when faced with somebody really cute. I mean…like…he’s Bradley Cooper cute. All of a sudden, I can only talk in tongues. Epic fail.
Bad set-ups. I loooooooove being set up. Love it. Seriously, it makes me feel like people think I’m awesome (e.g. “Maggie’s awesome. My male friend is awesome. Set them up!”). When that set-up is decked out in a Canadian tuxedo and didn’t pass the 8th grade….I don’t feel so awesome anymore.